May 2013
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thesockmonkeyrenegade:
gracethelostgirl:
lovewithyous:
carolineflack:
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY
dustinmathisen:
tardisity:
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
before people get to know me: Oh my god you're so shy...and quiet...it's adorable
after we become friends: DEAR GOD DO YOU EVER SHUT UP
Me : -sings along with a Disney song-
Me : -messes up one word-
Me : -freaks out and lays down and counts to ten-
April 2013
March 2013
2 tags
February 2013
fagtree:
so other than that, mrs. lincoln, how was the play
allons-ydraco:
whatafuckinfamilypicture:
osobigbear:
women give birth…they literally have the power to end the human species if they decide in unison to boycott humanity. So men, you should probably stop shitting on women, you have no clue what you’re fucking with.
boycott humanity
Best post in the universe
Awe man. My apartment sent out a very cryptic urgernt text message saying to be out front in 15 minutes. I was sleeping, so I ended up missing the punchline: The Harlem Shake.
Watchallteethandlight:
videohall:
Harlem Shake [slender edition]
best harlem shake video ever.
1 tag
When A Tumblr Page Auto-Plays Music
lavastormsw:
fororchestra:
Never have I seen a more accurate gif for that
How to escape after being buried alive in a... →
timesnewromney:
shickhard:
It could happen to anyone. People bury a person alive to scare them or to get rid of them. In this situation, rely only on yourself.
Do not waste oxygen. In a classic coffin there’s only enough oxygen for about an hour, maybe two. Inhale deeply, exhale very slowly. Once inhaled - do not swallow, or you will start to hyperventilate. Do not light up lighters or...
not-a-comedian:
12exe:
Horton hears somebody he used to know
do you ever regret drawing something
esexist:
there is a thin line between being sassy and being an asshole and i cross it everyday
assbutt-in-the-garrison:
otter-loves-221b:
slightlyconvicted:
totallibra:
Supernatural fandom is happy.
Sherlock fandom has a new season to look forward to.
Whoever sold their souls, fess up.
it was the merlin fandom probably
You were there for us when shit went down and we were crying and when we wanted our baby to win an award, it was time that we returned the favour to make you...
staff:
barackobama:
fishingboatproceeds:
Playing spot John Green became a lot less fun after people started forgetting how easy it is to manipulate a textpost.
Tell me about it
^
url-goes-here:
have you ever been reading something and completely understood a line of foreshadowing and just whispered “shit”
caladarri:
[rolls over in bed] parkour
